aight, gonna sleep over, bye guys!!

- 17:54


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Name three characters you think of when you think of me.


me when a hot person accidentally touches me


Cristiano Ronaldo at the Circuito del Jarama in Madrid | 01-09-14


when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person



A Chinese kop met Stevie at the airport, ready to take off to Dubai for vacation… In their chat when she told him that Alberto really looks like him and Xabi, Stevie smiled and replied “Yeah, a lot of people said that!”

The truth is that I have a great friendship with Cristiano Ronaldo.
Thanks to him I stayed on another season at Real. —

- Angel Di Maria, 01.09.2014 (x)

So Angel now confirms the rumours that Cristiano had a big influence that he didn’t already have to leave last year.
Well, during the World Cup, Angel seems to have forgotten …
"Messi is the best in the world – there is no question about that.
When I am an old man I will tell my grandchildren bedtime stories about when I won the Champions League, hopefully when I won the World Cup, but most of all I will tell them that their grandfather used to play with Lionel Messi.” (x)
I remember how the media feasted on that and described it as a blow against Cristiano.

(via cristianonews-criskamemories)


Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 



The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

how much piss you think that ball pit holds?


- Tupac Shakur