*trys to hit high note of favorite song*
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
The sad thing is there are people in this country who won’t get the joke.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.